terms of service
last updated: june 8, 2026
1. the service
mrrsucks.com provides daily AI-generated push notifications that roast your revenue metrics. $9 per project for 12 months, no auto-renewal.
2. payment
- processed by Polar.sh as Merchant of Record (handles sales tax/VAT)
- one-time $9 per project, 12 months
- no subscriptions, no auto-renewals, no upsells
- refund requests within 14 days: contact@mrrsucks.com
3. your API keys
- you provide a read-only key (Stripe or Polar)
- we never write to or charge your account
- keys are encrypted at rest, server-side only
- revoke anytime from your provider's dashboard
4. public pages
- each project gets a public page showing revenue + roasts
- pages remain after expiration (read-only)
- removal requests: email us, 48h turnaround
5. AI content
- roasts are AI-generated humor, not financial advice
- output varies; we set tone guidelines but don't control exact wording
6. acceptable use
- no illegal use
- don't provide keys for accounts you don't own
- don't access other users' data
7. availability
we aim for high availability but don't guarantee 100% uptime. 30 days notice for discontinuation with proportional refund.
8. liability
provided "as is." not liable for inaccurate data, missed notifications, or hurt feelings.
9. governing law
French law. courts of Paris, France.