// that notification is dopamine, not progress. a background daemon reads your Stripe or Polar, measures the gap between your MRR and your goal, and pushes the truth to your lock screen every morning. for 365 days. it does not care about your feelings.
you don't need another "you got this!" thread. you need something that reads the distance between where you are and where you said you'd be — and makes it uncomfortable.
you built a SaaS. you connected Stripe. now you're trapped in a feedback loop designed to make you feel good — not do good.
“New payment: $49.00 🎉” — you screenshot it, tweet it, feel like you’re winning. you’re at $47 MRR with a $10K goal. the notification didn’t lie. your brain did.
you check Stripe 11 times a day. none of those visits shipped a feature. the numbers don’t change by staring at them. you know this. you keep checking.
positive reinforcement rewards what already happened. it doesn’t push you toward what hasn’t. your MRR is flat because nothing in your stack tells you it should hurt.
No email you'll ignore. No dashboard you'll never open. Every morning at 07:00 the gap between your MRR and your goal lands as a push notification — right next to your texts. Written by an AI that read yesterday's numbers and chose violence. On iPhone and Android.
No subscription, no trial, no graceful exit. You’re buying a year of being told the truth. Your therapist charges $200/hour. This costs $0.02/day.
The daemon reads MRR, churn, and new customers from Stripe or Polar. It never touches your money — it just measures how far you are from your goal.
Every morning a push notification hits your lock screen with the gap. Not a chart. Not a pat on the back. The truth, written by an AI with no feelings to manage.
real roasts from real founders. names changed to protect the embarrassed. the worse the numbers, the better the output.
Every project gets a public page at mrrsucks.com/you/project — your MRR, your goal, the gap, your streak, and the daemon's daily verdict.
It's the most honest "building in public" page on the internet — and you didn't even write it. Post it on Twitter. Tag a friend who's also pre-revenue. Watch them buy it out of spite.
$9 is roughly your MRR anyway. Might as well spend it on accountability instead of another domain you'll never use.
stripe sends you a nice notification when someone pays. you feel great. you go back to twitter. nothing changes. mrrsucks sends you the gap between your MRR and your goal. you feel bad. you ship something. everything changes. so yes — it’s a mean notification app. that’s the point.
meaner. the AI scales savagery to your numbers — the worse you’re doing, the harder it goes. you can dial it down to ‘gentle disappointment’ in settings, but let’s be honest, you won’t.
read-only access, two clicks, revoke anytime. we pull MRR, churn, and new customers — that’s it. we will never touch, move, or even compliment your money. you can also connect Polar if that’s your thing.
because a subscription would mean your MRR funds our MRR, and the irony would take us both out. one project, $9, one year. want more pain? add another project.
there’s nothing to cancel — it’s a one-time payment. but if you email us within 14 days and say please, we’ll refund you. no daemon judges you for quitting. (it will, privately.)
your public page stays live forever. roasts stop. renew for $9 if you want more pain. or don’t — your shame endpoint remains as a monument to the year you tried.
yes, but you hold the switch. flip it private if you’re a coward, or share the link and let the internet watch you suffer in real time. the brave ones go viral.
then the daemon switches to backhanded compliments and reminds you it could all collapse tomorrow. nobody escapes. the binary is named mrrsucks for a reason.
you scrolled all the way here instead of shipping.
$9. 365 roasts. one public endpoint of pure shame.